I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good
For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid
it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family
when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
something else is more important than fear.