typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

(Source: hobolunchbox)

surprisebitch:

she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness

(Source: quarrterquels)

the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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intensional:

Get out me car

intensional:

Get out me car

(Source: parallelsociety)

yoyonolen:

not even an over reaction

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Source: stilinskis)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that
something else is more important than fear.
givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?